Werewolf Looking for a Roommate

Ok , so for my Halloween prank this year I decided to post on Craig's list....as classic movie monsters. Here's the first one I did:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/dmg/4160774787.html


And here's what's in the post:

Needed: A housekeeper of sorts

I am looking for a roommate for my single family brownstone in Williamsburg. I am not asking for rent, but I will require one small service from you. For one night a month, when the moon is full, I will need you to sit outside of my basement cell. I will be in this homemade jail. You will watch over me all night, armed only with your wits. I can assure you that the bars of my cell are quite secure. Your presence is a mere formality.

Please do not apply if you have trouble staying awake at night, are afraid of werewolves, or if you are a smoker. Serious inquiries only.