Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Dracula Missed Connection

Here's my second Halloween Craig's list prank post:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/4161128798.html
And here's what it says:

We encountered on the F train on October the 24th at 9 pm - m4w (Lower East Side)


You: freckles, auburn hair, blue eyes, owl t-shirt. Me: deathly white, black eyes, widow's peak. You were sitting across from me, reading a free newspaper (AM NY? Metro?!!!!) You looked at me. We shared a moment, I think.You got up and started to walk across the train car to me. Maybe to admire my cape?! It was thrilling. I could hear the flutter of your heart as you approached. Unfortunately, an older woman unbuttoned her overcoat, and a silver crucifix was revealed. This distracted me, and forced me to explode backwards through the subway window as I was forcibly ejected from the car by an unseen force. 
 
Where did you go?!!! I've looked everywhere for you. Message me!!!!! 

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