Mummy Won in Storage Unit Auction

Here's the third in my series of Criag's List Movie Monster inspired posts:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/wrg/4160775378.html

Here's what it says:

Needed: A Mummy Specialist

I won a mummy in a storage unit auction. This thing is sick! It came in a giant stone tomb covered in writing. I google translated some of it. It looks like a warning that anybody who messes with the mummy is screwed. But who cares, right? I got this thing open and the mummy was clutching some dirty old piece of paper. I think it's ancient Sanskrit, but who knows? Anyway, I'm looking for an expert to help me translate this invocation, or spell, or curse so I can read it out loud. Who's in? I have 11 dollars and a six pack of Coors light as payment. Contact me if interested and/or qualified. Yolo!